Supernatural Feat

My name is Dan Weaver.

Writing

Sometimes other people publish my writing. These are newest to oldest.

• HAD - Our Job is to Design Shorts So I Guess Let's Design Some Shorts
• Trash Cat Lit - Chime 3, Volume 5
• Trash Cat Lit - Last Year I Got My Septic Done
• Trash Cat Lit - Q&A With Dan Weaver
• BRUISER - Right, Just a Regular Head but a Tiny Mouth Like Only a Straw Could Fit
• Flash Flood - What Can We Safely Assume About Blue Jays?
• Dishsoap Quarterly - Don’t Worry, This is My Second Rodeo; Let Me Tell You How Rodeos Work
• XRAY - My Name Is Jim Parcheesi Owner of Jim Parcheesi's and I've Worn the Same Pair of Socks for 45 Years So Sue Me
• Don't Submit - Feel Free to Make Yourself Some Coffee in the Morning
• Don't Submit - I have much monies
• The Mersey Review - We Will Soon Stop Killing You Immediately in Phases
• Eyeshot - The Dicing of Onions with Short, Sharp Knives
• McSweeney's - Microsoft Word's 42-Sentence Autosummarization of the 'Ask President Bush' Campaign Event on August 30 at Nashua High School North, in Nashua, New Hampshire
• The Morning News - So You’ve Been Taken Prisoner by a Billionaire Colombian Drug Lord

Writing (self-published)

I want to make each piece here a unique experience. These are alphabetical.

• AI Systems Capable of Evaluating Art, Feeling Love, Being Teammate
• Back to the Sea!
• My New Black Sweatshirt
• We Have 5 Roosters You Can Have (FREE)
• Weapon X is Pretty Sweet
• watching godzilla vs kong on mute and remembering there is only so much i can do