We Have 5 Roosters You Can Have (FREE)

We have 5 roosters come and take them for free.

RULES:

  1. Dont look at the roosters
  2. You can eat the roosters
  3. You can smoke the roosters
  4. You can have the roosters as pets
  5. Dont ask if roosters still available
  6. Roosters still available
  7. We don't want the roosters
  8. They were born here at our place from eggs laid in the tub that was supposed to be a cold shelter slash cat bed for the barn cats so the chickens would go in there and lay eggs in secret and one chicken hen decided it was going to sit in there and hatch the eggs it only came out for a quick water and food and snuck back into the tub and we didnt know you know?
  9. We had just one rooster and that's how we got into this mess with the 5 roosters
  10. That rooster is not part of the 5 he's named Legs
  11. You can't have Legs
  12. Legs is retired; he doesn't fuck like he used to so he's retired and lives in a stall separate from his sons (the 5 roosters) because they have turned on him and will gang up on him and try to tear him limb from limb can you imagine your own father?
  13. Dont ask for my phone number
  14. You must pick up the roosters very early in the morning or after dark it's the only time we can catch them since they will be in the coop and vulnerable due to bad eyesight and they are contained
  15. If you can only come in the day you can't have the roosters because in the day they get let outside with the rest of the chickens and ducks and they are too fast have you seen a rooster run theyre too fast?
  16. Email and say exactly when you will come
  17. Dont ask if when you can come will work; if it's in the stated time windows it works so dont double check that it works we want to cut down on the useless back and forths here
  18. If you email and ask about a different time dont do that
  19. It must be between 6-7am or 8-9pm
  20. When you email and say you are coming at the exact time I will give you my address
  21. You have to take all 5 roosters even if you're eating them they are brothers and friends
  22. Once I send my address this post gone
  23. If post not gone roosters still available
  24. Roosters still available
  25. Dont ask
  26. Rules clear
  27. Rule 27 already so so many rules which means they are clear rules
  28. Everything organized for getting rid of 5 roosters (FREE)
  29. Roosters will be in a cage when you get here to get them
  30. You can't have the cage
  31. You can transport them however you want if you want to let them just be nuts and free in your vehicle thats not my business
  32. They must just be secured in your vehicle somehow they cant be like free in the bed of your truck or something because then they would just jump out and go back to living at our place and then whats the point?
  33. We tried to get rid of these roosters last fall but too many people were too bad at communicating and too many weird back and forths so we decided you know what let's wait until spring and try again with very clear and uncompromising rules
  34. It is spring now
  35. Roosters still available
  36. Rule number 1 was just kidding; you can look at the roosters
  37. Pictures below
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